The Interesting ones

    The witty one-liners of Steven Wright: 1- Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back. 3 - Half the people you know are below average. 4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. 6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. 7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 8 - If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain. 9 - All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand. 10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. 11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend, ..... But she left me before we met. 12 - OK, so what's the speed of dark? 13 - How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink? 14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. 15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. 16 - When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 17 - Ambition is a poor excuse ...

  Somewhere between  Quotes *Somewhere between “Crying loudly to seek attention” and “Crying silently to avoid attention”, we grew up!!* *Somewhere between “Believing in happy endings” and “Accepting the reality”, we grew up!!* *Somewhere between “ Yay! I can write with a pen tomorrow” and “Dude, Do you have an extra pen?”, we grew up!!* *Somewhere between “Mom, I want to distribute chocolates on my birthday” AND “Chal, my treat today”, we grew up!!* *Somewhere between “Cartoons” and “News Bulletins”, we grew up!!* *Somewhere between “Just five more mins Mom” and “Pressing the snooze button”, we grew up!!* *Somewhere between “Crying out loud just to get what we want” and “Holding our tears when we are broken inside”, we grew up!!* *Somewhere between “We are Best Friends Forever” and “Knowing that nothing truly lasts”, we grew up!!* *Somewhere between “I want to grow up” and “I want to be a child again”, we grew up!!* *Somewhere between “Lets meet and plan” and “Lets plan and m...

    The Missing Goat-Goat no 3 It all started one lazy Sunday afternoon in a small town. Two school-going friends had a crazy idea. They rounded up three goats from the neighborhood and painted the numbers 1, 2 and 4 on their sides. That night they let the goats loose inside their school building. The next morning, when the authorities entered the school, they could smell something was wrong. They soon saw goat droppings on the stairs and near the entrance and realized that some goats had entered the building. A search was immediately launched and very soon, the three goats were found. But the authorities were worried, where was goat No. 3? They spent the rest of the day looking for goat No.3. The school declared classes off for the students for the rest of the day. The teachers, helpers, guards, canteen staffs, boys were all busy looking for the goat No. 3, which, of course, was never found. Simply because it did not exist. Those among us who in ...

    5 interesting Laws to know 1. Murphy’s Law: The more you fear something the more it will happen. 2. Kidlin’s Law: If you can write the problem down clearly then the matter is half solved. 3. Gilbert’s Law: The biggest problem at work is that no one tells you what to do. 4. Walson’s Law: If you put information and intelligence first at all times. Then the money keeps coming in. 5. Falkland’s Law: When you don’t have to make a decision, then don’t make the decision. 6. Parkinson's Law : Work expands to fill the time alloted to it's completion

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